DERRRRPPPPPP

Okay so today had it's fair share of derps, I'll start from the beginning.

I'm standing at my door, leaving for school. Got my phone, got my notes, got my pens, don't need my wallet because dad's picking me up. I make my way through the peaceful streets of morley until I stop dead in my tracks. Don't need my wallet? How the hell am I going to get on the bus to school. Annnddddd my key is in my wallet. Luckily I'm a super stud and devised a plan. I walked into good ol' bayswater waves and asked my boss if I could borrow a dollar. She looked at me as if I had down syndrome.

So I had my dollar and got onto the bus no troubles, there were no free seats so I sat in the handicapped chair. Three stops down this elderly lady gets on and of course, plops down next to me. 2 stops on from that and this old man enters the bus and picks the seat in front of me. As we were stopped an aboriginal woman walked past the window, smoking dope from a bag. This sparks conversation from the old lady next to me.
"Look at that, ruining her life," she said
"Yeah," I reply, putting on a pleasant smile.
"Life is good without drugs, life is what you make it," She continues
"Agreed,"
"I've seen them doing it on the train, up their sleeves and in milk bottles,"
"That's Terrible"

I didn't mind talking to her, I like to think that I brighten there day with a nice smile and listening to their stories. However to my dismay the bus stops and picks up three smoking hot babes. Here I am in an elderly sandwich, one to my right and one dead across, me tucked up in a corner. The girls look at me and give a little giggle and the old lady continues.
"That reminds me off the story about the handicapped lady on the train. There was a handy capped lady on the train and it was full. She asked a young boy if he would move for her and he refused. Then she spewed up on him," She said
"Har, Har, he got what he deserved," The old man in front of me laughed


Luckily for me my pleasant bus ride had come to an end, I pressed the bell and headed for the door. On my walk to school I went through hamer park and there were these big guys on bikes looking fairly dodgy. I don't make eye contact and walk a little faster.
"So I'll call you about terminator tomorrow" one of them says, at which point I realise there not 'street thugs' there a bunch of nerds.

Finally I got to school, sucked at my Economics exam and then made my way home. It's been quite a day. Tonga is busy with exams so you'll have to put up with me for two weeks. Friday will be good as I will be talking about Kasabian! Pretend your interested.